2010 Target Black Friday Deals Leaked, Hysteria Ensues
Posted on 12. Nov, 2010 by shopzilla in Uncategorized
In a stunning revelation that no one was expecting this soon, Target has just revealed the details of their 2010 Black Friday sale.
Target Black Friday 2010 Ad
Check out this Target Black Friday Ad to prove we ain’t lying!
It appears that Target, after discovering a corporate spy had been incinerated in their company headquarters’ furnace system after taking a wrong turn in a ventilation duct, has decided that keeping the secret is too expensive.
“Every time this happens, it gets more and more expensive to scrape out the furnace’s interior,” Target spokeswoman Michelle McArthur stated. “In order to avoid further cost to our company, we’ve decided to immediately unleash the details of our Black Friday sale.”
Consumers will be taken aback at some of the Black Friday specials Target is offering this year. McArthur said the company’s goal was to “bestow unspeakable riches” upon the consumers through their unbelievable savings. From $3 toasters to a free bowl of soup if you buy a diamond engagement ring, Target will surely be the most sought after retail store this Black Friday.
Target also announced a sweepstakes for early bird shoppers who line up outside Target’s doors in the early morning.
“Target is pleased to announce that we have partnered with Domino’s Pizza to offer an exciting promotion,” McArthur said. “In order to show our appreciation for our most eager shoppers, we will be giving away a medium 1-topping Pizza to every fifth shopper that gets trampled during the mad dash into the store when it opens at 4AM.”
When asked about the perceived cost this promotion will have to the company, McArthur stated, “Target is committed to thanking our most dedicated shoppers. While we are expecting to give away thousands of free pizzas, it is a small cost to pay when you want to show your gratefulness to your customers.”
The Target Black Friday Ad is live on their site right now. Go and have a look at all the details, and make sure to keep coming back to Cyber Monday Specials for the most trustworthy holiday shopping info on the entire internet.
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